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I had invoiced my employer at various times from May 2012 through to March 2013. She has paid me up to date.

She now wants me to change and re-date all invoices to before June 2012.

Is this illegal and is this likely because it's end of financial year and she wants to avoid tax or something?

I've had friends tell me that they use razors for their legs and underarm hair down there and it's fine.

how do i get the new blue myspace player please?

someone said to add a new song and it will automatically ask you, but that hasnt worked

thanks

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A black man walks into a bar and immediately, a white man says "no coloured people allowed in here"

the black man turns to the white man and says:

"When I was born I was black,

When I grew up I was black,

When I'm sick I'm black,

When I go in the sun I'm black,

When I'm cold, I'm black,

When I'm scared, I'm black,

When I'm sick, I'm black,

When I die I'll still be black.

But you: When you're born you're pink,

When you grow up you're white,

When you're sick, you're green,

When you go in the sun you turn red,

When you're cold you turn blue,

When you're scared, you're yellow,

When you're bruised, you're purple,

and when you die you turn grey.

And you have the nerve to call me colored??"

hehe =)

a boy rides his bike to school. however on the way home, he catches the train past his house then rides back to his house. why is this?

you are trapped in a room with no windows and no doors. there is a mirror and table..how do you escape?

the three men are on a plane with 20 other passengers. unfortunately there are only 6 parachutes when the plane is about to crash.

nelson: "save the children"

bush: "screw the children"

michael:"........do we have time?"

you are standing outside a room with no windows and the door is shut. next to you are 3 light switches. inside the room are three lightbulbs.

how do you know which bulb belongs to which switch only entering the room once?

(ie you enter and you have to know)

a blonde girl walks into the hairdressers' wearing headphones and asks for a haircut.

the hairdresser says "sorry, you'll have to take off those headphones"

the blonde goes "no no i can't..i must leave them on"

the blonde keeps insisting this so the hairdresser lets her have her way.

so after a while, the blonde is lying down getting her hairwashed and eventually her eyes close. the hairdresser assumes she's asleep so she slowly takes off the headphones.

After she's done washing the hair, she can't see to wake the blonde up. She then realises in a panic that the blonde is dead.

She calls up the police and they come to investigate and spot the headphones so they listen to it. This is what they heard:

"breath in...breath out..breath in...breath out"

hey guys =)

im organising an 18th for a friend and it's going to be themed white and silver...but dress code also includes black.

ive had the ideas of those white and silver candles, glitter on the floor, white sheet with silver sheer on top to drape the walls (this is outdoor btw), white table cloths, a few fairy lights. theres also two of those fire things with chairs surrounding them.

food ideas include tzatziki dip, sakatas, pina coladas, sprite, diet coke (cans are silver), double blacks (cans are silver lol). and the cake is white cupcakes with silver beads stacked up in a pyramid kinda thing.

any other ideas please? or anything i've missed?

no balloons or streamers please!

thanks!