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not so much a joke as something to think about =)?

A black man walks into a bar and immediately, a white man says "no coloured people allowed in here"

the black man turns to the white man and says:

"When I was born I was black,

When I grew up I was black,

When I'm sick I'm black,

When I go in the sun I'm black,

When I'm cold, I'm black,

When I'm scared, I'm black,

When I'm sick, I'm black,

When I die I'll still be black.

But you: When you're born you're pink,

When you grow up you're white,

When you're sick, you're green,

When you go in the sun you turn red,

When you're cold you turn blue,

When you're scared, you're yellow,

When you're bruised, you're purple,

and when you die you turn grey.

And you have the nerve to call me colored??"

hehe =)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Hey thats pretty good! lol. It does make you think! Heres a star!

  • 1 decade ago

    my mother is black and used to tell me that joke all the time!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah ive heard this one b4 i think it's great

    very TRUE too

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh my gosh, thats so true.

    Thats a good one. =)

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one!I'm black......and irish........and indian.............and....... just kidding that's it, just those three.

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