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blonde at the hairdressers'?
a blonde girl walks into the hairdressers' wearing headphones and asks for a haircut.
the hairdresser says "sorry, you'll have to take off those headphones"
the blonde goes "no no i can't..i must leave them on"
the blonde keeps insisting this so the hairdresser lets her have her way.
so after a while, the blonde is lying down getting her hairwashed and eventually her eyes close. the hairdresser assumes she's asleep so she slowly takes off the headphones.
After she's done washing the hair, she can't see to wake the blonde up. She then realises in a panic that the blonde is dead.
She calls up the police and they come to investigate and spot the headphones so they listen to it. This is what they heard:
"breath in...breath out..breath in...breath out"
6 Answers
- Canadian,Eh?Lv 71 decade agoFavourite answer
good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
WTF???LMFAO!!!!!Please send me more jokes like this...I love blonde jokes,only because I myself am a blonde and can relate to most of these jokes
- 1 decade ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg, that's funny as hell.
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ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!! XD
