How is the ISO 9001 certification in Durban, South Africa?

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Well, when I originally answered your same question only in regards to Egypt, I thought that you were legitimate. However, now that I see your same question now regarding South Africa, I realize that you are most likely advertising your services to the African continent.

Advertising anything here in "Yahoo! Answers" is actually violating the TOSS guidelines.

To answer your Statement/Comment/"Question", I repeat my last comments:

Accomplishing the ISO 9001 certification in any African nation would be very difficult to achieve! In most third world environments you have education and culture as the main barriers. A lot of uneducated workers get the notion that they can do things better than what they are being instructed. With that mentality, it is difficult to get everyone on board to restrain themselves to follow a set guideline and process! It is enough to make a quality control person want to bang their head against the wall! I have traveled and worked overseas and have seen it first hand!It would not, however, be impossible to achieve the ISO 9001 certification (or in any other Third World Country), but it will be a long road with many difficult and cultural barriers!