an Aussie a yank and a Irishman,are a 3 man construction team building bridges,after working together for?

years,they become best friends.having lunch one day the aussie opens his lunch and says,thats it,vegimite sandwiches,if i get vegimite again ill commit suicide,yank looks at his lunch,peanut butter and jelly again,if i get penut butter & jelly ill commit suicide .irishman looks at his lunch,HAGGIS again he complains,ill join u both at the bottom of this bridge if i get haggis again.Next day at lunch they look at each other for a while and finally the aussie says,lets get it over with,slowly he picks up his sandwich,hesitantly pulls apart the bread,VEGIMITE he scorns and leaps off the bridge.,yank looks at his,damn,peanut & jelly,slaps his sandwich down and leaps off the bridge,irish guy looks at his,haggis,walks to the edge of the bridge,then plumits to the bottom.a week later at the funeral,the aussie wife says,if only he had asked,i could have made him something else,same here says the yanks wife,the irish wife says paddy always insisted on making his made his own sandwiches