List the 5 best tortures US soldiers should inflict on Iraqi Prisoners?

1. bamboo shoots through the testicles (the nut, not the sack)

2. good ol fashion caning

3. putting iraqis on "the rack"

4. baseball bat up the a*ss (the big end first)

5. binding their hands and feet together (but still able to move around) blindfold them and stick them in a dark room with showerheads above. lots of showerheads. but instead of water, they spew acid. randomly spurting at random times causing them never to sleep for fear of being bathed in acid and never knowing when it'll come.

Play 'em:-

Rap Music

Country and Western

Nixons Watergate Speech.

Jerry Springer Tapes

The soundtrack of Bill and Monica.

The Star Spangled Banner.

Who's Lynndie England?.

I think they should get the same treatment that they give their prisoners. Maybe if we beheaded a few of them they'd think twice about what they are doing.

Lynndie England is neither a hero or a villain. She's, well maybe slightly the villain now that I think about it a bit more. I don't disagree with certain forms of torture if needed but I do think she thought she was being funny and was wrong. Mostly I think shes a dumb kid and should have never been left unsupervised.

continuous heckling about their beards...

and SPORK torture. Thats when you break the points off a lunchroom plastic spork and use the resulting spoon to catapult the lil plastic triangles into the back of their heads...

or the insiduous crazy glued loose change to the floor in a odd denomination. Always gets a laugh.

OR, OR how about this one,

The dreaded insane wedgie pull YEOUCH!

The dastardly slap me high, slap me low, too slow series

or the speaking the same words as they do at the same time...

and my last..the UTMOST in torture...the always trusted...IM NOT TOUCHING YOU

Give them a demonstration of water boarding by using you as an example of the less than human being who emerges from the water crying like baby and promising to give their first born daughters the head torturer.

Maybe if you don't die, you will understand what torture really is!!

but I doubt it!

I'm a good person, I think, so I can't just let this one go. Remember, Jesus said, "Whatsoever you do to the least of My brothers, that you do unto Me"/ And "Love your neighbor as yourself"?

So--5 best tortures?

1. None

2. None

3. None

4. None

5. Not one, none,

set in the dentist chair i had to when i was a kid. they sure would talk fast . belt driven drill no shot, no gas, water just hang on til he was done. make them stand next to one of the Kidd's for a day. Peel their skin off . smash their fingers with a hammer one at a time. hang them upside down lower them into hot oil

You are blind... and sick! We have laws about torture, or are you another who feels you can do anything you damn well please?

Move to a country that allows torture, like Saddam's Iraq! You are made from the same quilt!

1/ Forced to become a Christian/turn their back on the Muslim faith

2/ Forced to eat American food while standing naked

3/ Forced to watch American TV while being electrocuted

4/ Forced to say pro-Western slogans while dogs bark inches from their genitals

5/ Forced to engage in sexual acts with your fellow prisoners (carried out in Kosovo by the Serbs)

Your question was sooo stupid, un-educated, ill-informed, bigoted, racist, narrow-minded and biased I had to answer in like !

I remember sharing with a muslim flatmate once and we had run out of toilet paper so i tore out a few pagers of ths koran to wipe on and JEEZE he went crazy.No sense of humour at all!