What would happen if I did this to the police?

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What would happen if I started calling the police and asking them to send someone to change a light bulb, or unclog my toilet, or open a jar of mayonnaise.

Lol what would come of that?

Death Panelist · Answer

1. They'd stick your finger in the light socket and turn the power on.

2. They'd stick your head in the toilet and flush.  (It's called a "swirly".)

3. They'd break the jar of mayonnaise on your head.

Obviously you don't know the difference between a police officer and a handyman.

Anonymous · Answer

Wouldn't it be easier to take the jar to the police station?

Mike · Answer

The police should warn you they charge a fee to respond to non-emergency situations.

Anonymous · Answer

They would put your sick a55 in jail where it belongs, you sick troll.

Anonymous · Answer

Lol, what would come of that? You would spend a lot of money on lawyers and fines, brilliant idea

Anonymous · Answer

Lol, make sure to tell them you saw Sheriff Taylor doing things like that for people on The Andy Griffith Show.

Anonymous · Answer

You'd probably get a warning, then if you did it again they would come and arrest you for misusing emergency services or for harassment.

What would happen if I did this to the police?

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