If Christ Jesus were alive today, would He be a Democrat or a Republican?

Democrat  

Jesus was a liberal.  

he'd be 12 inches in me damn he's HOT

He'd support one of Israel's 13 parties -- Maybe the united palistinian list.

Neither. He wasn't political. He was religious. Early in His career, He was offered the world. What did He say??

Honestly, I would imagine biblical Jesus would be a pro-life, liberal tree hugging socialist.

He would be neither. He would be King of kings.

I think he'd be non-party affiliated and try to close the divide both parties have created. 

He'd be an Israeli, so neither

Buddhist..............

He is alive in heaven. If he was on the earth, he would not chose sides. He would be here for all people.