Would you rather poop the bed or pee the bed?

My question here is would you rather pee or poop your bed, I am discussing what would do the least damage to the bed. I have been talking to people about this and I would like more input, my theory is that if fully clothed (shorts/pants & underwear) that pooping the bed would be the best because of it not getting onto the actual bed whereas the pee would soak through everything and ruin and stain the bed. Thank you for reading this