What would the Monaco authorities do if African boat migrants turned up there?

Oddly there are no online reports of them turning up there

soros wouldn't allow that

There is no welfare in Monaco

Re direct them to France.

send them to thieves like philip green, maybe he will share some of the £billions he stole from BHS and arcadia group pension pots

Much of his wealth is derived from a £1.2bn dividend payment Sir Philip took from Arcadia and paid to his wife in 2005, two years after buying the business.

someone has to pay for capitalist gain, chickens coming home to roost

Charge eye watering mooring fees 

Send them over to you. There's plenty of cheap rental space available in your head for more boat migrants.