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I feel that I am turning into a vampire?
I rally do feel it. i have fangs and i can smell blood from far away. my cat brought home a dead mouse and i almost ate it, and i
dont go out into the sun. very much
im also pale if that helps
(the photo is how i feel as a vapire))
2 Answers
- ?Lv 78 months agoFavourite answer
That's Anakin Skywalker kid. Good picture, wrong mythical universe.
And sorry, but you're not a vampire. You'll never turn into a bat, you won't hypnotize broads by making eye contact with them, you can't smell blood from a mile away (which is sharks, not vampires by the way), and you'll never explode or even sparkle in sunlight. It's just not gonna happen. Most people have this stuff figured out by age 12, but I'm not here to judge.
Don't get me wrong, having fantasies is always nice. Personally, I like playing pirates when the mood hits me. It's a lot like playing vampires with the sexy shirts and terrorizing the villagers, but it involves a lot more rum. I also like playing doctor, but you don't need to know those details. But the important thing is knowing they're fantasies, which you may need to work on just a little.
Get out of the house more often, meet some people, get your dipstick in the oil a few times, then you'll understand.
- Dan the manLv 68 months ago
Sounds like the real world is boring you or getting you down.
Go tell your friends or family in person what your thinking.
They can help to ground you against the distortion of reality.
