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wizebloke
Lv 7
wizebloke asked in Education & ReferenceWords & Wordplay · 1 decade ago

Joke ending for "If at first you don't succeed..."?

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  • its.haze
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    ...then skydiving is not for you.

  • T@ngo
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    If at first you don't succeed,

    Just decide there was no need.

  • hickcrazy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    a good stiff drink is the way to go.

    give up before you start looking like an assshole.

    reload your pistol and try again.

  • Dee D
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Make your way to a new beginning.

  • GrenadePawn
    1 decade ago

    ....you will fail the second time too. The moral of the story is: don't try.

  • Pravda
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    ... then give up!

    Don't be a damned fool about it!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ...then get someone else to do it for you.

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