What food should we serve at our BYE BYE BUSH BASH?

At my Bye, Bye Bush Bash, I'm serving the following:

Weapons of Mass Destruction Wings

with Crawford Ranch and Bleu State Cheese dips

Bail-Out Brownies

Pretzels, in honor of Pretzelgate 2002 when the leader of the free world choked on a pretzel and fainted in the White House

Hail to the Cheesecake

Two Terms Too Many Cajun Turkey Sandwiches

Axis of Evil Asiago Dip with Veggies

Barney Dogs

W the Wonton

Presidential Potato Chips with Freedom (not French) onion dip

Bush Brains - Objects in bowl may appear larger than they actually are

Entertainment: Texas Hold 'Em and Pin the Tail on the ***

I won't keep rambling, but I have spent a significant amount of time on my party, have designed the menu, made signage for every item I'm serving, bought decorations, designed an original invitation. They're all either Word docs or PowerPoint docs. I'm happy to share. Just email me if you want me to send you anything I've created. You can customize the documents to your party and print yourself.

The Bye, Bye Bush Bash has been my obsession for two months now. I have a lot of great ideas.

Great theme party! And that dish is a great idea (the Coke is especially awesome!).

Here's what I would bring:

Crawford-style Roasted Chickenhawk (Edit: I initially had this recipe wrong since I made it last like 2 years ago--fixed now):

One free-range cornish game hen

Scald the hen in boiling water and air dry in the refrigerator for a few hours; you want the skin to crisp up during roasting

Soak in a rum/brown sugar marinade for at least 4 hours

Prepare a large pot with 1 inch of space between the roasting rack and the bottom of the pot

Place in the bottom of the pot:

4 whole green onions,

1 tbsp of freshly diced oregano and 1 tsp of basil,

2 cloves of diced garlic,

1 uncut chili pepper (thai chiles work well for a little spice),

Cover ingredients in bottom of pot in more rum (the idea is to let the rum evaporate through the chicken and concentrate the other ingredients on the inside of the chicken during cooking).

Roast at 350 for at least 1 hour (Your kitchen may start to smell like rum so you will want it vented).

At 10 minutes to done, sprinkle sugar coated & finely chopped almonds over the hen

Based on a recipe from Alain Passard (even though he should not be held accountable for my bastardization of his awesome recipe)

Edit:

You could flambe the top with some 151 Rum (don't use 151 for the marinade--just normal 80 proof rum) and a pinch of nutmeg if you wanted an extra candy type flavor from the almonds but, it would be ok otherwise too.

he's not going everywhere. i'm no Bush fan, even with the undeniable fact that it won't take place. to boot, i'd relatively see him tried for letting the financial equipment get so undesirable on his watch. as a strategies because of the fact the Iraq conflict is going, we did no longer placed Johnson on trial for Vietnam, did we? this entire torture project is undesirable for the two facets. i'm particular some Dems knew approximately it yet did no longer do or say something to end it. If we placed Bush on trial it might purely be honest to objective Nancy Pelosi albeit for a lots lesser crime. No, Obama would be placing a volatile precedent by making use of permitting prosecutions. He is familiar with this and is only too sensible to allow it. it is why Harry Reid is so against it. And as for the U.N., they are so vulnerable and ineffectual they might't do something approximately it.

Patties made of the products of Taco Bell, Burger King, McDonalds, KFC, pages from a misprinted dictionary, all merged together, made into burgers, fried in human blood and overcooked, so they crumble and thus resemble the American economy.

Make a few porkburgers as well, and drop them on Israel and the Muslim States as a gesture of American understanding of the Middle East.

hey ummm mother you stole my idea...=/

hehe

but i thought of another idea....since boss lady said you cant throw shoes...bake a cake and decorate it like a shoe...=D

Sour grapes, burned toast with Naughty salad .

Arsenic

"Bush Beans" Your Party will be a Gas!

Turnovers.

I plan to fly my flag at half mast on Jan 20 and upside down on Jan 21