Deb Dog (lol)

Like, say I had a lil bottle of rattle snake venom. Would drinking it be poisonous? Is this another frickin’ square rectangle situation? I just figured it out. :(

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So there aren’t any pumpkins available where I am rn, so I figured, hollow out a potato would work, right? It’s like a turnip, which were the original ones, I think. But turns out they’re flammable??? Funny enough, it was the grumpy lantern that set fire! (lol)

But really. Why did this happen?

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Is it cause it’s Dyson? Any time I use my vacuum, it smells like the air on a plane, specifically when you wake up on a plane all groggy. Like that smell of the inside of a plane, but in my house? The smell goes away when I shut off the vacuum and comes right back when I turn it on again. Am I good? Does my vacuum wish it were a plane? (lol)

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My bf is making scary noises in his sleep and then not??? Like, he’ll be snoring, then it sounds like he’s struggling to breath, then dead silence. The ribs are still moving so I think he’s still breathing? He always wakes up, so that’s a good sign. Is he ok?

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So I was watching porn this morning, and Drake was there? Like right at the top of the page next to Pornhub. Is Drake doing sex work now??? Good for him!

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Ok. I know I'm new here, but level with me. What's with the points? is there like a yahoo gift shop I can exchange them for? (lol) Where do I earn these points? Why is there a leaderboard???

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Listen. I live next to a big inner city park (not gonna say where cause duh) and I'm walk around and think "huh, this place is pretty empty and spacious." So like if I buy/make a bow and arrow I'm good, right? Like this isn't next to the playground or anything just a grassy field surrounded by trees. I'm not gonna be shooting arrows when I can see people. I'm not dumb lol

I just wanna be like my girl, Merida. I'm good right? Thnx!!!