Goblinboy765

My friend always tells a story about this one time he had to walk the long way around. Anyone got a better one?

He won't come down from the shelf. He's been there for days, so not like him. Plz help.

I need a good one to tell my friend, as he told me one that was ok, and I need to be one better than him at all times. The clock is ticking!

Ok, so it goes like this: My friend came to stay for a couple of days, but as we didn't agree a set time, he's pushing his luck. Seven nights he's been here so far and won't go! I've tried telling him to leave, I've sold all of the furniture in our spare room where he's sleeping, and tried putting his suitcase outside in the rain. He just will not take the hint. Advice please!

If I have more than one bottle of Black Sheep bitter, is it two Black Sheeps? Given that Black Sheep is a proper noun, is that in fact correct, despite not being the correct plural of sheep?

Thanks.

I recently asked a question about how to contact a very 'judgemental in their answer' user and my question was deleted. How do I find out why?

My friend Jonny came to visit me three days ago. I thought he would have gone by now and he's seriously doing my head in. How can I force him to go home and leave me alone? I really don't care whether I hurt his feelings or not, I just want him out in the easiest way, with least amount of conversation. I don't want to just say go home, because he'll argue it.

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Since upgrading from vista business to vista ultimate (on a clean install), and installing a tv tuner card, my computer has developed a wonderful trick of freezing about 10 minutes into being in windows. It doesn't do it however if I pull my pci wireless card out of it - but does still do it if i pull the tv tuner out and leave the wireless in, so I can't blame the tv tuner.

This never happened on vista business, what could cause this? The driver I'm using for it is the WHQL one....thanks

I used to run vista business, and s3 worked perfectly. I've just given my computer a bit of an upgrade (TV tuner, bluetooth adapter, extra RAM), and a clean install of vista ultimate. Now S3 doesn't seem to work, the screen fades to black, then nothing for a minute, then reboots. It's a little annoying. Any ideas? It doesn't seem to be the tv tuner causing it....

All drivers are up to date, and I've installed all the latest updates.

My system is:

Intel core 2 duo 2.6hz

Asus P5B-VM DO motherboard, intel Q965 chipset (integrated gfx)

2gb RAM

Pinnacle pro pci dual dvb-t 2000i

Thanks!

My saxo's developed a fun little thing today, I can't get into some gears sometimes! It appears that when building up speed it's fine (except with fifth gear unless i'm 60mph+) but when dropping down gears it's a pain - I tried to drop from fourth to third just before going up a hill but I physically couldn't get the gear in! I tried second, and it wouldn't go in. Put it in neutral, played with the clutch and eventually got it into gear.

What could cause this? Has the synchromesh had it? Or....could a clutch problem cause this? I was told ages ago that there was wear on the pressure plate but it's not affected my driving until this point.

Also...it's been a pain disengaging reverse recently too, could that be related?

I have a lot of experience working with youth and children with my church - in addition to this I'm volunteering a day a week in a primary school. I know on paper in this politically correct country my Christian background will not put me at a disadvantage, but in practice will a uni look down on me for it?