nino m

Well this is my second joke I post today, so i hope you like it :)

Once there was a tiger that used to hit a poor monkey for no reason!

One day the monkey felt brave enough to stand up and tell the tiger that he has no right to hit him for no reason..

"If I did something wrong,then you have the reason" the monkey said

The Tiger felt bad and he realized that he was wrong, so he went to consult the king of the forest. The wise lion told him

"Be smart bro, if you feel like hitting him then ask him to bring you an apple. If he brings you a red apple tell him that you wanted it green & hit him & if he brings you a green apple tell him that you wanted it red!"

The Tiger then walks away happily with the great idea and happens to see the monkey so he calls to come down.

The scared monkey comes running & asks "what can I do for you sir?"

"Bring me an apple"the tiger said with a big a yellow smile on his face!

The monkey quickly replies " Red or Green,sir?"

& The Tiger punches the monkey!

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3 men where trying to convince each other who is the meanest. Few minutes later they see a blind old man trying to cross the street.

So they decide to see who will be the meanest to him.

The first one tells them that he is going to punch him & he did!

The second one decided that he will push him in the middle of the road & between the cars, and he did!

Then they looked at the third guy waiting for him to tell them how is he going to prove that he is the meanest..

" I dont need to do anything, Iam the meanest for sure!"

The third person said

The other two looked puzzled and asked

"How?!"

The 3rd replied"You see that blind old man that you punched & pushed?Well,Thats my dad!" :)

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