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I'm in my car but I couldn't get to McDonalds to use their bathroom in time. I really need help since its embarrassing to show up to my friend's house like this.

Its a rock song I heard on the radio I forget what it was can someone please tell .e

My friend said that Vice President Joe Biden is not a real person, just an AI and 3D Animation made by news companies so they can make extra money. Since they can make a lot of money by showing 1 president if they showed 2 presidents they'd make even more money and thats why he said this.

I was playing Minecraft on my PS3 when I started to get kinda hungry. Since my PS3 was sitting next to my fridge I accidentally thought it was actually the fridge since it was 10pm and I had no lights on. When I opened the PS3 I grabbed the disc inside and ate it. It didn't taste good but somehow I still didn't realize it wasn't the food from my fridge. How do I uneat it because I'm only 8 and my mommy won't buy me another Minecraft Disc. Plz help

I was watching a funny movie on my new 60" Samsung Plasma TV I bought a month ago with no pants on. But I accidentally peed because of how funny one of the scenes was and it got all over the TV. I think some also got inside and it started to make an odd noise. I put it on my back patio to dry but the temperature got up to 100 degrees since I live in florida and the TV melted. Does it still work? And also how can I get the melted blob unstuck from the concrete

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If I get the coronavirus will I be able to stop it by eating one of my antivurus CDs? They work on computers when they get viruses so I don't see why they wouldn't work on humans too.