Dan Bueno

Intermittently, the dome and other interior lights in my 1999 GMC Yukon come on. Sometimes when I hit a bump and sometimes on a level road. I can hear a relay chattering but not sure if it's the relay itself or something causing it. All the doors are closed tightly.

I talked to someone the other day that said it happened in his Chevy Tahoe, too.

I and others I know have had qestions removed that we thought were legitimate. When asking YA about them, all we get is boiler plate responses.

Has anybody ever gotten through?

I and others I know have had qestions removed that we thought were legitimate. When asking YA about them, all we get is boiler plate responses.

Has anybody ever gotten through?

I took everyone's suggestions for recipes for the leftover hambone and came up with my own.

15 bean package and soaked them overnight.

1/2 red onion, diced

1/2 garlic bulb

leftover ham bone

Crockpotted it for 6 hours.

Added diced tomatoes and diced potatoes (from cans)

simmered on the stovetop for 2 more hours

Served with tortillas but wished I'd made cornbread.

Thanks to all. It turned out great, Had a couple friends over to watch the Patriots win their 16th in a row.

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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ......... "Ministers Do More Than Lay People"

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9 My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machine

I had a pre-cooked spiral ham for Christmas Day and now I have the bone and some meat left over. Beside the baking soda and aspirin (good ideas) to cut down the farts, what's the rest of your recipes?

What's the criteria for this moniker? Do I want this label?

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What's the criteria for this moniker? Do I want this label?

;+)

I posted a joke and although it was a bit bawdy, there was no bad language. It was deleted but I didn't receive a notice of violation.

I posted a joke and although it was a bit bawdy, there was no bad language. It was deleted but I didn't receive a notice of violation.

I usually make a Virtual Christmas Card.

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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake.

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Of course I know 'm, He's my uncle

My friend, Monica, is an accomplished harpist who frequently plays for weddings, receptions, parties and other such events. She is also blonde and has an appropriately cherubic face.

She was on her way to an engagement at a hotel and stepped into an elevator with her large golden harp. Just before the doors closed, a distinguished gray-haired man stepped on.

As the elevator rose, he looked thoughtfully first at her and then her harp and asked, "And just how far up are you going?"

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — A group of Swedish women is making waves by taking their tops off at public swimming pools in a protest against what they call gender-biased rules on swim wear.

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